"); asask(); } function asask(){ nno = Array( " death"," time"," sleep"," fate"," pity"," smell"," life"," mouth", " night"," spring"," taste"," smile"," shame"," day"," fight", " star"," nose"," fog"," bird"," tongue"," ear"," grin"," poet", " bean"," knife"," cheese"," book"," rot"," pen"," duck", " boy"," frog"," clown"," whale"," eye"," fish"," pus", " bat"," moon"," tear"," nan"," cow"," flea"," rock"," car", " bike"," scar"," bus"," snail"," dog"," cat"," god" ); adja = Array( " huge"," round"," still"," dim"," dull"," rough"," sharp"," high", " bright"," dark"," sad"," brave"," blue"," hot"," pale"," short", " dry"," cold"," wet"," wierd"," odd"," grim"," gold"," thick", " fast"," wise"," tall"," red"," clear"," daft"," hard"," soft", " vast"," big"," long"," grey"," red"," quick"," cool"," green", " slow"," strange"," strong"," vain"," fierce"," wide"," small"," soft", " wild"," clean"," loud"," fat"," vile"," thin"," smart"," spare" ); adjb = Array( " purple"," lovely"," silent"," dizzy"," dusky"," rugged"," sharp"," hungry", " tickled"," purple"," dirty"," brave"," yellow"," grumpy"," dusty"," swollen", " dripping"," frozen"," sodden"," smelly"," tired"," golden"," greasy"," skinny", " speedy"," wiser"," evil"," bored"," clapping"," dozy"," harder"," soggy", " sleepy"," dreary"," lazy"," quiet"," sudden"," sickly"," gloomy", " cheesy"," strange"," strong"," bouncy"," fierce"," hidden"," tiny", " happy"," rotten"," noisy"," crazy"," silly"," modern"," squashed"," naughty", " milky"," orange" ); adjc = Array( " eternal"," lovely"," disgusting"," demented"," uncertain"," appalling", " beautiful"," atrocious"," chiselled"," bombastic"," cankerous"," comical", " darkening", "crimsoned"," desperate"," depressing"," popular"," elegant", " excellent"," feverish"," defiant", "silvery"," enduring", "swindling", " impudent"," decaying"," pitiful"," powerful"," mistaken","crumbling", " dangerous"," colourful"," nocturnal"," snivelling"," explosive"," impatient", " hazardous"," mischevious","underdone"," marvelous"," regular"," enjoyable", " tolerant"," loveable"," secretive","sickening"," laughable"," confused", " expensive"," electric"," distorted"," confused","submerged","fantastic", " reddening"," natural" ); nna = Array( " star"," ball"," cow"," rhino"," pig"," cup"," goat"," shark", " ball"," nose"," knot"," gut"," boy"," day"," girl"," cup", " house"," stick"," slug"," clown"," shop"," mat"," horse"," frog", " germ"," poet"," bell"," bird"," boat"," night"," fly"," wave", " ring"," rot"," pen"," egg"," duck"," croc"," hat"," whale"," poet", " rain"," key"," fish"," slug"," bread"," cake"," plane"," gran", " bean"," moon"," clock"," car"," ice"," bus"," snail"," bat", " pong"," tree" ); nnb = Array( " summer"," balloon"," cowherd "," rhino"," piglet"," flower"," oatcake"," shark", " ballroom"," budgie"," ostrich"," tiger"," peanut"," hippo"," lady", " greenhouse"," sticker"," camel"," lion"," shopper"," mattress"," donkey"," winter", " jewel"," knife"," temple"," eagle"," sausage"," evening"," butter"," icicle", " bearing"," parrot"," pencil"," carrot"," fishcake"," gannet"," yogurt"," lorry", " raindrop"," monkey"," gremlin"," nosebag"," waiter"," eagle"," sausage", " postman"," monster"," teacher"," carpet"," bicycle"," icecream"," apple"," batman", " rabbit"," doughnut"," spider"," dandruff" ); nnc = Array( " potato"," complexion"," criminal "," crocodile"," elephant"," apricot"," banana"," character", " butterfly"," bodyguard"," anteater"," barnacle"," cinnamon"," cockatoo"," chop-suey", " comedian"," computer"," confetti"," cucumber"," customer"," daffodil"," dictator"," dynamite", " diamond"," envelope"," explorer"," fandango"," filament"," evening"," gasoline"," geranium", " kangaroo"," pelican"," lemonade"," lavender"," lavatory"," macaroni"," marzipan"," minotaur", " hurricane"," ornament"," gorilla"," octopus"," porridge"," radio"," aeroplane", " sombrero"," umbrella"," headmaster"," blackberry"," bicycle"," chocolate"," pineapple"," violin", " margarine"," porcupine", "cheeseburger" ); vba = Array( " shake"," break"," cut "," bang"," hit"," spin"," twist"," shout", " numb"," budge"," open"," shut"," blow"," splash"," twirl", " lose"," skim"," smash"," clip"," spin"," pat"," freeze"," flick", " grab"," clean"," ring"," blink"," hide"," fight"," fly"," wag", " bring"," clot"," press"," smear"," paint"," clog"," chomp"," leave", " walk"," seek"," hunt"," glug"," bash"," ache"," pick"," chop", " hold"," run"," turn"," creep"," mash"," bump"," sell"," chew", " pong"," dance" ); vbb = Array( " compare"," attach"," disturb"," deflate"," suggest"," control"," digest"," surprise", " connect"," destroy"," expose"," repair"," extend"," parade"," enlarge"," reduce", " sicken"," permit"," deny"," impress"," distress"," subdue"," concrete"," damage", " insult"," allow"," dismiss"," depress"," remove"," torment"," ensnare"," compress", " distort"," upset"," erase"," alert"," oppress"," massage"," condense"," condemn", " prepare"," declare"," deform"," awake"," commit"," restrict"," rewire"," provide", " adapt"," weaken"," unfreeze"," reveal"," mislead"," attract"," dispatch"," inflate" ); nrr = Array( " day"," stay"," hay"," tray"," bay"," clay"," sleigh"," spray", " brae"," prey"," whey"," ray"," Tay"," pay"," way"," say"," May" ); nnr = Array( " weight"," trait"," state"," gate"," grate"," mate"," skate"," spate", " crate"," bait"," hate"," fate"," wait"," plate"," slate"," rate", " date"," straight"," gait"," great" ); vvr = Array( " shine"," line"," whine"," pine"," chime"," time"," twine"," dine", " sign"," fine"," wine"," mine"," slime"," climb"," mime"," rhyme", " inclines"," declines"," combines"," defines"," refines", "outlines", " entwines"," resigns"," maligns"," reclines"," designs"," confines", " aligns"," repines"," ines"," ienz" ); vrr = Array( " dimm"," skimm"," slimm"," brimm"," trimm"," swimm"," chinn"," skinn", " spinn"," pinn"," thinn"," grinn"," grimm"," hymn"," tinn"," dinn", " shinn" ); rhade = Array( " fade"," raid"," grade"," shade"," wade"," trade"," aid"," braid", " aide"," jade"," blade"," glade"," spade"," grade"," trade"," suede" ); rhow = Array( " grow"," snow"," go"," owe"," throw"," blow"," flow"," row"," hoe", " glow"," mow"," know"," show"," sew"," stow"," sow"," crow"," yo'" ) rhee = Array( " see"," be"," flee"," whee"," ski"," twee"," glee"," free"," pea"," she", " spree"," sea"," thee"," tree"," me"," bree"," knee"," three"," tea", " bee"," pee"," key"," flea"," ghee"," plea"," cree" ) var da = Math.random(); da=da*nno.length; da=da-.5; da=Math.round(da); var db = Math.random(); db=db*nno.length; db=db-.5; db=Math.round(db); var dc = Math.floor(Math.random()*26); var dd = Math.floor(Math.random()*16); var de = Math.floor(Math.random()*8); str21= " Shall I " + vbb[da] + nna[da] + " to a " + adjb[da] + nrr[dd] + " ? "; str22= " " + nna[dc] + vba[da] + " more " + adjb[db] + " and more " + adjb[dd] + nnr[dd] +" "; str23= " " + adja[da+1] + nna[db+1] + "s do" + vba[db] + " the " + adjb[db+1] + nna[dd] + "s of" + nrr[dd+1] + " "; str24= " and" + nnb[da] + "´s" + nna[dd+2] + " has all too " + adja[dc+1] + " a" + nnr[dd+1] + " . "; str25= " Sometime too " + adja[dd+3] + " the " + nno[dd] + " of" + nnb[dd+2] + vvr[dd] + "s, "; str26= " and often is his " + adja[dd+9] + nnc[da] +vrr[dd] +"'d: "; str27= " and every " + adja[dd+5] + " from " + adja[dd+5] + " sometime" + vvr[dd+16] + ", "; str28= " by " + nna[dd+6] +", or " + nnb[dd+4] +"'s changing" + nna[dd+5] + ", un" + vrr[dd+1]+"'d; "; str29= " but thy " + adjc[da] + nnb[dd+3] + " shall not " + rhade[de]+ ", "; str30=" nor" + vba[de] + nnc[de] + " of that fair thou" + rhow[dd] +"est; "; str31=" nor shall" + nno[dd+8] + vba[dd+7] + " thou " + vbb[dc] + "'st in his " + rhade[dd] + ", "; str32=" when in " + adjc[db] + nna[de*2] + "s to" + nno[dc] + " thou" + rhow[dd+1] + "est; "; str33=" so long as" + nno[de] + " can" + vba[de*3] + ", or " + nno[de+8] + "s can" + rhee[de] +", "; str34=" so long lives this, and this gives " + nno[de*2] + " to" + rhee[dd+de] + ". "; document.write (" " + str21 + str22 + str23 + str24 + str25 + str26 + str27 + str28 + str29 + str30 + str31 + str32 + str33 + str34 + " "); document.write (" |
"); str1= "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day ? "; str2= "Thou art more lovely and more temperate: "; str3= "rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, "; str4= "and summer's lease hath all too short a date. "; str5= "Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines, "; str6= "and often is his gold complexion dimm'd: "; str7= "and every fair from fair sometime declines, "; str8= "by chance, or nature's changing course, untrimm'd; "; str9= "but thy eternal summer shall not fade, "; str10="nor lose possession of that fair thou owest; "; str11="nor shall death brag thou wander'st in his shade, "; str12="when in eternal lines to time thou growest; "; str13="so long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, "; str14="so long lives this, and this gives life to thee. "; document.write (str1 + str2 + str3 + str4); document.write (str5 + str6 + str7 + str8); document.write (str9 + str10 + str11 + str12); document.write (str13.fontcolor("purple") + str14.fontcolor("purple")); document.write (" |