AMAZING ANIMALS The Pluar By the bin-bags in a purple pram something is making a noise like someone breaking a door with a hammer, shouting so loud it makes you deaf. Amie Edwards The Tameros The Tameros lives in a cave so that it doesn't get wet. It only comes out when the sun shines and goes in when the sun sets. It hates the hard cold rain because it makes its hairy body drippy, because it gives him banging headaches and makes the ground all slippy. He lives off old boots and smelly socks, he stamps on them till they're like jelly then he swallows some into his belly and saves the rest in a cardboard box. Jackie Vickers The Antocel The Antocel lives in an old church bell with a diamond shaped hump on its back. Whenever the bells ring it makes it mad: it beats the scruffy old gravedigger's dad with a handbell wrapped in a potato sack and throws him down a well. Michelle Oates The Rhinuase The Rhinuase really is a disgrace He lives in a slimy stinking place His seven eyes are bloodshot and red He has three horns upon his head. He lives on putrid, mouldy cheese His nose is clogged by diseased fleas - But the only reason people stare Is because he has dandruff in his hair. Angie James The Bopotamus There's a big pile of mud at the side of the road, near the gutter, and in it is a hump, wobbling like jelly: when you poke it your finger sinks in and bounces out. You leave it alone and walk away. Ian M The Hippiros It feels like a lump under your tongue; when it wobbles it feels like slime rolling round your mouth. When it yawns it sounds like a cough in your head: it makes you sound like you've got a cold. When you eat cabbage it bites your tongue and makes you spit it out. Gerard M. The Goutan There was a young goutan who lived in a greasy frying pan. He liked eating five pound notes but found they got stuck in his throat. He swigged them down with parafin and lit up with a stupid grin. Sarah Kelly The Toreaoka A Toreaoka lives on the planet Mars all by itself. Everyday he gets skinnier and skinnier because he is too lazy to get his own food. In this story it tells you that he lives all on his own, but what it means is that he lives in a house all on his own but there are some little aliens that live on Mars and he makes them bring food for him but the food that they bring him is not enough and all of the aliens' food ran out. The food he eats are mars-bars, milky-way and galaxy. They aren't the Mars Bars etc. that you eat on Earth: the mars-bars are very hot and have fishes' eyes in them, the milky-way is hard rock with different gases inside. Galaxy has sticky space ant doings in it but he has not had food for 1 year and 5 months now. Bunmi Ileyemi The Antigalle Antigalle lives in a cooker where it is very hot. Big sausage nose, humpy back like roast chicken, eyes like fried mushrooms. It slizzers sloppy and it slides through the bars. When you open the door it hides and sticks to the top of the oven. When you put the cooker on the heat makes it hungry: it sucks the food with its sausage nose and when you open the door all you can see is scraps of food and you can hear loud snoring from the corner of the cooker. Rachel Oliver The Zant The Zant lives in Asda where it spins a nest between two boxes 20 centimetres apart. And visits Tesco and Sainsburys where he, she, or sometimes both eat the food off the shelves and scare the ladies at the tills. and go to libraries for honeymoons and sleep in books and eat pages. Robert Shaw The Badille The book is on the table. A big book. The Badille is eating meat inside the book. Hamburgers drippy in the book. He's shouting while he's eating - he's a noisy eater. Elesha K